Author: LordEpos

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Holiday

Post author By LordEpos
Post date December 25, 2022

You can't tell by looking, but there's no way that hat isn't all he's wearing. — You’re welcome

Yep, he's still naked. — You’re Still Welcome

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Chapter IV – Part II

Post author By LordEpos
Post date May 22, 2022

"Yeah but this one's cooler than your dad." — Sorry I didn’t update the last two weeks I was sleeping.

There's no trees where they're walking, so someone presumably put that log there on purpose. — Sorry I didn’t upload for three months until the comic’s 6th anniversary, I was in the shower.

Remember that mention of the Phantom Plague, at current rate of publication, that'll be important in about 45 years. — Sorry I didn’t update for 5 months, I was playing the new Pokemon game.

Randy your sticks! — Sorry I forgot to update for a month, I was at the store.

Blade then summons Zendy's heart - killing him instantly. — Sorry I uploaded on time, I couldn’t come up with a good enough excuse.

The Bechdel Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. — Sorry I forgot to update for 2 months, I was learning to do tax fraud.

I wanna hear more about this, and I am listening, but I gotta interrupt here - Why is it called an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? — Sorry I forgot to update for 4 months, I was trying to awkwardly cram what was supposed to be 15 chapters of exposition into a few pages.

Castles are white and forests are green. Neither has any identifying features. I don't make the rules. — Sorry I uploaded early, it’s the comic’s anniversary.

Dana, just off screen to the right: "Perish!" — Sorry I uploaded on time, I forgot how to do tax evasion.

"Or a tree?" "A What?" "It's like a tall plant that-"

Sorry I uploaded like 11 months late, I realized tax evasion had nothing to do with my ability to create a webcomic.

I hope you're enjoying my webcomic about the paint.net gradient tool that sometimes has stick figures in it.

Eight years. Where does the time go? Certainly not into the comic this year. I’ll try to do better than 3 pages this next year.

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April first comic that is normal and canonical and you’re supposed to understand.

Post author By LordEpos
Post date April 1, 2022

The only context I can give is that this is an adaptation of a comic I made when I was eleven and found a decade later and couldn't explain but found wildly funny because I couldn't figure out what is supposed to be happening in it.

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Chapter IV – Cover

Post author By LordEpos
Post date August 15, 2021

My editor told me I couldn't name a chapter this, so I fired him, published this page, and then rehired him. Let's see how long until he notices.

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Defenders Daily #2

Post author By LordEpos
Post date August 12, 2021

Yep, it's back. Back in black. Which, admittedly, is also the color it was the first time.

Rumpy will actually briefly appear in the next chapter though.

Now, you might be wondering; why didn't Mason think of this problem before now? Well, the reason is

Those uncomfortable with gore should probably know that, while there won't be much more for a while yet, but this is very much not the worst it's gonna get.

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Chapter III – Part III

Post author By LordEpos
Post date June 6, 2021

Wow, I really phoned in the solution to this problem. — I’m gonna make an actual effort to update regularly again. Who knows if I’ll be successful, but I’d like to get at least a little farther before I give up entirely on this.

Damn, he straight-up used comic sans against his own son! What kind of monster is this guy?

Lots of panels of firemen without seeing their faces now. This would be a cool way to build to a reveal if I had one.

Bryce's Scythe used Shadow Clone Jutsu seven times to cushion its fall.

Betty's flying away from a fight! What is she, chicken?

No alt text jokes today, I just like the look of this page. — Sorry this is late. I could have rushed it out on time, but I wanted to take the extra day to make sure that it came out exactly right, and I really think it paid off! This is the first page in a long time that I feel satisfied with the look of.

I didn't forget to update last week, and you can't prove otherwise.

Some characters got very slightly redesigned since last page. I had planned to update the designs later, but I realized I don't care.

Now's as good a time as any to mention that many of the stick figures who wear clothes have pockets in those clothes that they can store items inside.

Historians will wonder for all time how a stick figure's ass can be as thicc as this guy's in panel 6.

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Post author By LordEpos
Post date July 16, 2019

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Merry C-day

Post author By LordEpos
Post date December 25, 2018

cover
page one

I'm gonna do a Hanukkah special next year because drawing Santa's beard makes me sad every time.

The beauty of me forgetting to draw Dana at the end, is that it's now entirely up to your interpretation whether she's still at Zendy's house, or just off panel.

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Chapter III part 2

Post author By LordEpos
Post date January 14, 2018

page 9 million

We have finally returned for our 2-year anniversary. It’s incredible how little a comic can get done in a fort-year. Since I’ve given up on getting other people to help, pages should come on a semi-regular schedule again.

I think we need more characters.
Experimenting with pngs again because I only got a little burned last time.

We’re back! I’m sure that this time it will be permanent weekly updates, and I’ll never forget or get bored again. Yes-Sir-ee! Oh, and the comic’s three now. Three. Let that sink in. I made six pages this year.
Annual update! I think we can officially call this a hiatus now, though I don’t know, I have a lot more story to tell, I planned out the whole magic system between last time and this time, and making this page was pretty fun. We’ll see.